Tea? (Part 3)

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stephec

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Chilled :smile: Been keeping it to a minimum due to my shoulder but have managed to kills some baddies on the PS3, have a hot bath, and re-touch my xmas nail polish, all ready for Santa :smile:

Do you still believe? :smile:
 

solitaire

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Cornwall
sprouts full stop, cooked or not xx(:thumbsdown::headshake:
 

stephec

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Bolton
Well Santa only comes once a year - got to feel some sympathy for the bloke :biggrin:

Is that why his sack's always full?

That reminds me of an old joke.

A room full of oap's are discussing sex, and the group leader asks for shows of hands on how often they do it.

Various couples put their hands up for once a week , once a month, and so on.

Finally there's one remaining couple who answer to once a year, and the guy is bouncing up and down with excitement when he answers.

The leader looks at him and asks, " why are you so happy if it's only once a year?"

The old guy replys, "because tonight's the nigh!"

Boom boom, it's the way I tell 'em. :biggrin:
 
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