Well Santa only comes once a year - got to feel some sympathy for the bloke
Is that why his sack's always full?
That reminds me of an old joke.
A room full of oap's are discussing sex, and the group leader asks for shows of hands on how often they do it.
Various couples put their hands up for once a week , once a month, and so on.
Finally there's one remaining couple who answer to once a year, and the guy is bouncing up and down with excitement when he answers.
The leader looks at him and asks, " why are you so happy if it's only once a year?"
The old guy replys, "because tonight's the nigh!"
Boom boom, it's the way I tell 'em.