Until we got regional engineers we used to do at least a night a week away as well as the foreign stuff, I used to like a trip down to Bodmin and Redruth.
We stayed in a place called the Penventon in Redruth about fifteen years ago, and there was a dinner club on that night, just like the posh dining night in Fawlty Towers.
I was waiting in the bar for my mate when the waitress came to an elderly couple sat next to me in their finery and said, "your tables ready when ever's convenient."
The guy replied, "oh splendid, shall we dear?"
She then turns to me and says, "are you dining with us sir?"
I looked down at my jeans and T shirt and looked back up, we both smiled and she nodded and walked away.
Absolutely spiffing.