Tea? (Part 3)

[stephec]

What's the guitar done to have it taken out on it?

A lady is in an unhappy mood and the guitar is first thing in the firing line, makes perfect sense to me.

I once gave a young lad some useful advice when he'd not been married long, he was supposed to do the washing up, but couldn't be bothered, so I told him, "do it, and then make it look like you've tidied up the kitchen a bit as well."

"If she sees that she'll be happy, which means you'll be happy. If you don't do it she won't be happy, and she'll make sure you're not happy as well."

So there's today's top tip for matrimonial happiness, more nuggets to follow soon.

 

[SteCenturion]

I'm the only sane one here.

Now what was that film starring Jim Carey, you know the one...

I think it was an anagram of RAIL RAIL

 

[172traindriver]

Deepest trough for a while, mind and body, September 17th last time I went for a ride. Got to start again soon, the flapjacks are converted to less useful material and starting to settle in for a long stay around my middle.

You need to get out even if it is only a little potter. The longer you leave it the harder it gets

 

[172traindriver]

You called?

I best get the thermometer ready then

 

[172traindriver]

Matron thinks you are suffering from delusions <goes off to find the straight jacket>

He will probably enjoy that. He will think it is some kind of bondage.

 

[172traindriver]

Oooh yes please nurse!

She's doing my temperature first. Form a queue. My thermometer is awaiting checking

 

[SteCenturion]

A lady is in an unhappy mood and the guitar is first thing in the firing line, makes perfect sense to me.

I once gave a young lad some useful advice when he'd not been married long, he was supposed to do the washing up, but couldn't be bothered, so I told him, "do it, and then make it look like you've tidied up the kitchen a bit as well."

"If she sees that she'll be happy, which means you'll be happy. If you don't do it she won't be happy, and she'll make sure you're not happy as well."

So there's today's top tip for matrimonial happiness, more nuggets to follow soon.

who kidnapped @stephec

I know it's you again Denise Robertson/Claire Rayner, come out, come out wherever you are.

 

[SteCenturion]

She's doing my temperature first. Form a queue. My thermometer is awaiting checking

172traindriver.

Pseudonym of Ben Dover ??

 

[stephec]

She's doing my temperature first. Form a queue. My thermometer is awaiting checking

172traindriver.

Pseudonym of Ben Dover ??

Ben Dover couldn't be more appropriate, there's a special thermometer just for the train driver.

 

[stephec]

who kidnapped @stephec

I know it's you again Denise Robertson/Claire Rayner, come out, come out wherever you are.

They're still married as well.

 

[Blue]

Don't like dogs?! Another appropriate animation then...



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You can have both swords - I wouldn't need one

 

[classic33]

 

[SteCenturion]

They're still married as well.

Are they, when did Claire marry Denise ??

& I thought Claire Rayner was brown bred too.

Wouldn't like to be the cheese in that omelette

 

[Blue]

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You've been to the Sigma Bakery again, haven't you Classic?

 

[classic33]

You've been to the Sigma Bakery again, haven't you Classic?

Why, did I miss yours out?