phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Should that be arses?
In deed
Should that be arses?
What's that like, then? I always send my butler![]()

No, of course not, he does not buy doughnuts at a Post Office, how silly would that be?
But it could be a good business opportunity for an entrepreneurial post office clerk![]()

Dear Deborah, Duncan and Peter
I would like to be on Dragon's Den. My entrepreneurial business idea is to sell doughnuts in a Post Office. While the customers queue for twenty minutes, they could eat the doughnuts.
Yours faithfully
Speicher

Dartmoor would be better!!I think it's great that you're such a big fan of the Dales and not, say Exmoor...![]()
Sorry, quick check has shown you are only given the one arse.In deed
Is that it!! Good job your self employed if they take you all day to stack!!Logs
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before "Shoebox" shopping after establishing whether toothpaste & brushes are in or out this year 