Tea? (Part 2)

[welsh dragon]

How do you know the bike is female!

Its just a feeling. The way it looks. Women know these things, in the same way men know they're bike is female

 

[classic33]

I am back from shopping.
We have:

With Ultegra gearset, not the SRAM pictured. Larger size bike, the pic on the website only had a little one on.

That beats a chocolate egg.

Even one like this?

 

[classic33]

Its just a feeling. The way it looks. Women know these things, in the same way men know they're bike is female

Saluki says its a boy

 

[welsh dragon]

Even one like this?
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I would hate to be the chicken who laid that egg.

 

[welsh dragon]

Saluki says its a boy

Quite right. Is your bike male or female?

 

[classic33]

I would hate to be the chicken who laid that egg.

Its the Easter Bunny that you get the eggs from.

 

[classic33]

Quite right. Is your bike male or female?

Mine is just a bike.

 

[Saluki]

Mine is just a bike.

What, no name or anything either?

 

[Lullabelle]

Anyone who buys their partner a huge fancy egg is doing so out of guilt

 

[stephec]

Quite right. Is your bike male or female?

It's a bi-cycle.

Geddit?

 

[welsh dragon]

Quite right. Just buy an enormous egg for yourself and sod the other half

 

[welsh dragon]

It's a bi-cycle.

Geddit?

Unfortunately

 

[classic33]

What, no name or anything either?

No name or even a number.

 

[welsh dragon]

No name or even a number.

I AM NOT A NUMBER

 

[classic33]

I AM NOT A NUMBER

You're a bike now.