classic33
Leg End Member
MEET AMERICA'S TRUE AVERAGE JOE. ACCORDING TO THE LATEST STATS, HE WEARS BRIEFS, EATS A LOT OF MEAT, AND HATES JENNA ELFMAN.
The typical American man is 5'9" and weighs 180 pounds The typical man will live to 73.
His penis is 6 inches long while stading at attention
The typical man watches 4.5 hours of television everyday.
The typical man would pay $42 to stop Jenna Elfman from ever acting again (Esquire estimate).
About 1 in 6 men admit to having paid for sex.
The typical man has 14.3 sex partners in his life.
He was 16.2 years old when he lost his virginity.
He has sex 135 times every year.
42 percent of men prefer briefs as their type of underwear.
36 percent prefer boxers.
3 percent prefer bikinis.
52 percent of men would like to kick the ass of men who wear bikinis (Esquire estimate).
The typical American man with a bachelor's degree makes $66,810.
Those with only a high school diploma make $30,414.
Peter Jennings didn't graduate from high school but makes several million a year. Then again, he's Canadian.
The typical man gets married at age 27.
The typical man drives 16,408 miles a year.
29 percent of men read the Bible daily or weekly.
96 percent of men know who Tom Hanks is.
74 percent of men know who Snoop Doggy Dogg is.
43 percent of men know who Emeril Lagasse is.
38 percent of those men wish to the sweet Lord above that they didn't know who Emeril Lagasse is (Esquire estimate).
By age 50, the typical man has lost 12.1 teeth.
The typical man over 65 years old: 33 percent have no teeth at all.
In West Virginia, make that 48 percent. (Note to West Virginia subscribers: We did not make that up.)
44 percent of men say they've fallen in love at first sight.
4 percent of men say they've had sex with a stranger.
The typical American man is circumcised (64 percent, to be precise).
The typical man's orgasm releases 120 million sperm into the world.
52 percent of men 40 and older claim to suffer from erectile dysfunction.
54.8 percent of men are married.
We believe there is no correlation between those two facts.
The typical American man does not admit to having an affair (20 percent do).
8.3 percent are divorced.
The typical man who owns a house spent $175,400 to buy it.
The typical man eats 78 pounds of chicken a year.
And more than 50 pounds of pork.
The typical man eats 65 pounds of beef a year.
And 23 pounds of pizza.
The typical host of The Rosie O'Donnell Show eats that for a snack.
The typical man has graduated from high school (84 percent).
But not college (just 28 percent have a degree).
3 percent of men brush their teeth once a week or less.
54 percent drink alcohol.
35 percent use tobacco of some kind.
44 percent of men have used an illicit drug in their life.
14 percent have used an illicit drug in the past year.
1.6 percent of men stutter.
Nearly 1 out of 5 men have genital herpes.
2.5 out of 10,000 can spell chlamydia correctly (Esquire estimate).
1 in 8 men have a tattoo or body piercing.
The typical man has eaten at McDonald's in the last month (60 percent have done so).
But not at Burger King (48 percnet have).
Nearly half of American men have been the victim of a crime.
Almost a third have been assaulted.
1 in 220 have been raped or sexually assaulted.
9 percent of men will go to jail sometime in their lives.
The typical American man does not own a firearm (46 percent do).
Chances an American man will develop prostate cancer at age:
45: 1 in 3,333
55: 1 in 143
65: 1 in 23
75: 1 in 9
The typcial man has 100,000 hairs on his head.
Approximately 15.3 percent of American men wil sooner or later look like Carl Reiner (Esquire estimate).
An American man over 45 has the following chance of dying from the following diseases:
lung cancer: 9.1 percent
stroke: 5.6 percent
pneumonia: 3.7 percent
diabetes: 2.8 percent
74 percent of men consider themselves football fans (53 percent of women do).
33 percent of men consider themselves figureskating fans (58 percent of women do).
1.3 percent of men have gout.
Of men who carry condoms: 41 percent favor the wallet, 26 percent the pocket, 3 percent the underwear.
The other 30 percent -- we don't want to know."
at cricket club dinner last night 
