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So far this evening TVC has had a pitta bread with smoked salmon tararamasalata and a packet of scampi fries, I have had 4 medjool dates and a couple of grapes.
I once went to a Footlights show, and there was a sketch where one of the guys was taking his Grandma to lunch - only it was just him, the grandma was invisible and inaudible, you got her dialogue only by his responses. You also gathered that she was slightly deaf. Firstly, he took a while to explain that it was a vegetarian restaurant. A VEG-E-TAR-IAN RESTAURANT GRANDMA!
Then he started to read out the menu.
"... Taramasalata. Taramasalata, Grandma. TA-RA-MA- <pause, counting syllables on fingers> SA-LA-TA!"
I always think of that sketch when I hear the word.
It's only just occurred to me this minute though, that taramasalata isn't vegetarian.