The chap in blue and yellow won the jousting and the vulture found and ate someones dropped bacon sandwich.
According to the falconer's tales, the same vulture raided the barbecue at a previous event.
NT and I saw a falconry display that had a vulture, and that one didn't do exactly as it was told. I wonder if it was the same one, or if all vultures are recalcitrant.
A friend told me that the ends of modern jousting lances are made of bunches of dry spaghetti, so that in a direct impact, it splinters harmlessly, like a sort of crumple zone, I can't remember which English king it was, who was killed in a joust when a splinter of solid wood got through his visor and into his eye.
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No, it was Henry II of France, not England. But Henry VIII was nearly killed in a joust when he fell off.