Elderly gent in a vomit inducing gold merc decided to run me off the road this morn. He was hovering too closely so I accelerated, so did he, so I figured I'd just let him past, he slowed down too. . . then he starts moving in and gives me about 1 inch of space to play with. So I shout, 3 times. He ignores me so I tap his bonnet.
He leans on his horn, bursts with rage and then fumbles in a failed attempt to wind his window down. I said he needs to leave more room and he swore a lot. Assclown.
Good commute otherwise too. Got another chorus of thank yous for stopping for a school group crossing a zebra crossing
Some faith in humanity restored!