Once every few months, whilst running downhill in primary towards the mini-roundabout on London Road, Cuckfield, where I will turn left for Haywards Heath, a car will attempt to overtake me. Especially if there is a car coming the other way.
Today was one such morning. A Mazda people carrier of some sort. When they drew alongside I realised their left hand indicator was on; eek! They were going to turn left too but "must get past" had kicked in. The only redeeming feature of this morning's knobjockery was that they had the good grace to give me a very wide berth and to bail out of the overtake, via hard braking and tucking behind me, without swerving into me. Then they had to stare at my 'arris all the way down London Lane and onto Broad Street. Before they roared past in a fit of indignation at about 20mpg over the speed limit at which I gave a cheery wave. I caught them again at the edge of Haywards Heath.