Seemed to be the day for idiots.....
They're all out at the moment, multiple incidents on last nights commute.
The most interesting/shocking was with a driver of an artic wagon pulling a 40ft, 3 axle box trailer. I was filtering to the right of queuing traffic in Denton/Crown Point when the traffic started to nudge up to the lights. I slotted in with plenty of space but the truck driver went nuts, hammering on the horn. Against my normal, mild mannered nature I decided to have a 'chat' with the driver. I explained that there really was no need for his reaction as I was in no way inconveniencing or affecting him and although it was busy he needs to calm down a bit. He just didn't get it and started rabbiting on about "riders like me that get cyclists a bad name", "we [cyclists] are always complaining about motorists but should be more careful ourselves" and then went on to tell me I should be riding to the left of the queue!
Thanks for that bit of advice Einstein, unfortunately I will stick with passing queuing cars in the empty lane on the right rather than trying to squeeze down the left between the kerb and a 40 ton truck.
I left it at that as the lights changed and I shot off, getting a good start and then moving into the painted cycle zone on an otherwise clear straight road. I suppose it's sixth sense but when he came past me 100yds later I sort of knew what he was going to do so I was prepared for the murderous 'punishment' pass. He came over into the cycle lane so far that if I hadn't reduced my speed the moment he started to drift he would certainly have hit me! By the time I dropped behind him he was only 12" from the kerb.
This really got my goat because I had made the effort to be civil when we were having our discussion but now I decided the conversation wasn't over.....
I think he got quite a shock when he joined the next queue after climbing the Bredbury curves and I tapped on his door to tell him what an inbred pr!ck he was (amongst other things
). I told him he had potentially murdered me then went on my way feeling surprisingly calm and OK about it?