Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Well, today, right here right now. Was wending my way along a line of parked cars.
There's a transit van, sort of has to be, parked facing oncoming traffic.
Suddenly pulls out and continues on the wrong side of the road towards me.
Gives me a lot of verbal for being in his way. Usual informed and thought through reasoning with creative use of his repertoire of profanities.
Led me to wonder why we don't teach profanity as a subject, in school. That way at least these exchanges might embrace some variety and allow a creative outlet.
We could start the F*Oscars with different classes, styles and genres. There would have to the F*d'Or for the best spontaneous and unrehearsed outburst.
I would usually address such a driver in French, "On roule a gauche ici, Monsieur!", and then if they look baffled, in German "Hier muss man auf die linken seite fahren!" ... really winds them up !!