Got honked at this morning by a motorist who took objection to my primary road positioning at a junction traffic light, bizarre as he was the one who had stopped in a yellow hatched box right behind me. Yet he still saw fit to jab his fingers to indicate I should have been in the 3 meter bit of painted lane that usually precedes cycle box ASLs. The car in front was going left and I was going straight, so I wasn't going to move in front of the other motor and put myself in that position of being left hooked at the off for this dimwits convenience.
At first I ignored him, then he kept beeping, so I had to react. I turned around and firmly stated "No! I'm not moving there, it's a filter lane, and it isn't mandatory. By the way, you shouldn't have stopped in the yellow thatched box. Next time please stop sooner. Nice one, thanks!" I think the irony was lost on him suggesting I was positioned wrongly in the wrong road. I half expected a punishment pass after, but he actually gave me a very wide birth and sheepishly avoided all eye contact. Nothing more queer than folk.