Yesterdays commute got off to a bad start, neighbors cat shat on my driveway and I stood in it, then on the commute home I was on CS3 and a cyclists with no lights screamed at me, "lights lights youre feckin blinding me" or something similar , I looked down and no my lights were on minimum, constant not strobe and pointing down he then swerved at me which really peed me off. I then remembered I had met this bad tempered middle aged bloke a few times before and he quite often mutters or says something for no apparent reason whatsoever.
This morning because of the wet I did a short commute and the first part I drove, going down a single track country lane 3 cars in front, hazards on. Some scrote had just dumped a lorry load of soil and what looked like doors and windows with smashed glass everywhere. Luckily the first vehicle was a van with 3 laborers in it who were already moving the soil and in a few minutes we were able to get past.
Then on the cycle bit guess who hove in to view. I decided to annoy the hell out of him by giving him a loud cheery good morning and a smile. It did the trick he growled and muttered. (always be nice to your enemies, its what annoys them the most)