Popped into Wimbledon to see some mates but a nothing ride. Except, on the junction of Kings Rd down to Cheyne Walk there was a huge dumpster truck signalling left. So I dropped behind it waiting to turn left while another cyclist did the same to go straight on. Firstly a Boris bike sidled down the left to stop right in the blind spot then as the lights changed and the truck began to move, a scooter sped in front of me, scooted round the left of the left-turning truck - I swore that I wouldn't make it to the pub as I'd be a witness to an idiot's death
Speaking of idiots, the bloke heading from Lingfield Ave and turning left to Surbiton station- that car that was an amber runner and could have hit you? That's the reason why you shouldn't jump the four lights that you did.
Numpty count:0
So that's a numpty count of 1 then?