I was all ready to brave the weather, rolled off the end of the drive, front tyre was flat. Oh well, into the box of spares. Remove front tyre, ooh only one inner tube left in stock at home. Ah. Its a million years old and has started to perish, wont hold any air. Oh well, get changed and get into the car, forgetting that 10 mins previous I had rolled the bin to the end of the drive and reversed the car straight into the bin. Thankfully there's no damage to the completely and utterly irreplaceable back bumper of my car - using an ultra-rare jap import with even more ultra rare factory option bodykit as a normal car is looking less and less like a good idea!. I can't express in words how relieved I was that there was just a very light scuff and it wasn't cracked. Get half a mile down the road and realise that my security pass for work is still in my cycling bag so have to turn around. Now I'm really late, my driving route is different to my cycling route to work and the traffic is now absolutely mental so I roll into work at 9.20. Nobody noticed. Picked up my favourite mug and its been chipped in the dishwasher. Sigh some more, mope around a bit. Its someones birthday - they've brought cakes in to share! Suddenly the day has taken a turn for the better!