Miss Up is on a school trip today, and Mrs Up is helping out. This meant a nice leisurely morning (I start work at 10 and have a short commute) of pottering about. As it was raining I got some cycling clothing on (commute is so short that on most days I just pootle in in work clothes) and packed the spare pannier with work clothes.
I dad a bit of a root around for DDs front light because mine is broken and it was a bit grey (and the nights are drawing in, after all) and went out to the bike shed in no hurry at all. In fact I topped the bird feeders up too. In the shed there is(from back to front) my road 'bike' - with no brake cables, cranks or chain, Mrs Ups MTB, Miss Ups bike, and my main bike. Part of the security is that they are all chained together. Normally that means the first three are chained together with two chains, and mine, being the only one that is used most days, is attached to Miss Ups bike with my U lock. However, Miss Up has a new bike now (which is in the car currently) so I rearranged a little on Saturday, and it would seem my bike is attached to the others via the U lock and one of the chains now. The lock which now only has one key because one of them went down the grid when Mrs Up got out of the car with a bunch of keys on her lap. The one remaining key that is on the "big keys" that Mrs Up has with her, on a school trip, miles away.
Obviously, faced with a thick motorbike chain to which I have no key, I tried all the other keys anyway, and then looked in the 'spare keys' pot even though I know there isn't one in there either. And then I quickly unpacked the spare pannier, got changed out of cycling stuff and ran to the bus stop to arrive at work 5 minutes late and grumpy. I hate the bus!