400bhp
Guru
White chuffin' van man.
Just by work there's a funny traffic free cycle path about 50m long just here linking Isaacs Lane with Chownes Mead Lane. I get to the end of the lane and there is a lwb transit sat facing me lights on engine running backed into the cycle path between the two bollards.
Me: Excuse me but you're blocking the cycle path
Him: That's your effing problem mate
Charming. Either side of the path they've been laying new mains and drainage so the ground is chewed up and saturated. Can't ride over it, have to get off and pick my way through the mud.
The cycle path narrows as it reaches the A273 and as I climb back on the bike my light pick out another white van. another lwb transit. the stupid twunt driving it has driven the whole length of the cycle path as it has got narrower and narrower and his nearside wheels have gone off the path and he has got himself completely bogged down in the mud and is going nowhere. A brief chat reveal chummy was supposed to pull him out but won't reverse down the path, and a sat nav is to blame.
my how we larfed.
Jees-why do people have to be so obtuse.