I was shown
This by my son last night, I wish more people took notice like she did and reacted too it, plus I hope the police capture the culprit or
This to the ones caught
ANECDOTE WARNING
Years ago a friend was helping me decorate so I popped round the corner to get ice-creams.
Stupidly I didn't chain my bike up, but propped it against the window so I could still see the rear wheel. While I was queueing, the bike 'rolled away'.
I rushed out and a man was straddling it and about to ride off.
He apologised and made to hand it back but I was cross, so I beat him and beat him and beat him. He fell and I continued.
I was pulled off him in the end by two guys in welder's masks (surreal image) from an adjacent scrap merchant.
I left the thief on the road and in pain. I think I am a nice person, but I feel no remorse about that.
The guy at corner shop (I knew him well) didn't ask for money for the ice-creams and offered to call the Police, for whom I had no need.
When I got home with the (melted) ice-creams, my decorating pal thought I'd been mugged.
I didn't realise I'd cut my brow giving a head-butt, so my face & t-shirt were covered in my own blood.
My pal still doesn't believe I wasn't mugged, but a few neighbours heard the story and my stock was high in that street for some time.
Months later I saw the thief selling a bicycle to a dodgy LBS in the neighbourhood. I never used the LBS again, which was a shame as they were dead good. Also, my kicking clearly didn't reform the guy.
I've had a few bicycles stolen over the years, usually through my own laziness in leaving them unlocked. That's the only time I've had a chance to address the issue with the malefactor.