Satriani sues coldplay

[papercorn2000]

Well Maggot, I didn't see you deny the James Blunt allegation. I think that that makes you guilty as charged.

Prepare for yer bath!

 

[mikeitup]

So a hugely popular band have been succesful with a song, then along comes some slaphead guitarist, who can't even sing, to jump on their bandwagon and try to make a few quid. Disgusting behaviour.

I reckon he is just jealous of their success, jealous because Chris Martin is shagging that actress bird and no-one has ever heard of him.

err he can. Have a listen to the flying in a blue dream album!

Yeah He does need the money I mean he is not popular and Ibanez haven't been making his signature models for 18 odd years and signature peavey amps and his new saturator pedal with VOX and his Surfing With the Alien cd wasn't THE biggest selling instrumental album of the 80's was it.

I agree with big on a bianchi, Satch is God and wins anyway!

You are very funny maggot

 

[Dave5N]

I've just read this thread through again. It's like a rehearsal for the nursing home.

 

[tdr1nka]

Would love to know whether Coldplay have ever heard of/any Satriani?
The similarity is undoubtable but I can't help wonder if Coldplay stumbled into this more by bad luck than judgement?.

Saw Satriani in 1988 @ The Marquee, Stuart Hamm on bass.
An evening of contemporary virtuoso musicianship. F*gging amazing!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Ok so we are all agreed...Cold play R shoot.

 

[tdr1nka]

I think Coldplay are a bit sh*t, but by far not the worst sh*t out there.

 

[Abitrary]

An evening of contemporary virtuoso musicianship. F*gging amazing!

It's actually not musicianship, it relies heavily on guitar effects and sleight of hand. Buy a guitar and a fuzzbox and I could have you playing like satriani in 3 months.

It's clever, but not as difficult as proper jazz or classical.

I don't like coldplay that much, but at least they will be remembered unlike the semi-coherent overrated wibbling of satriani.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I agree Satch is shoot....happy now?

 

[tdr1nka]

After years of desperately wanting to play like, Gary Moore, Joe Satriani etc.
I became disillusioned by the encroaching synths and poodle rock of the Americas and saw my beloved British Rock sink beneath the waves.

Satriani's playing is primarily about technique and was certainly 'of it's time'(and in part responsible for Steve Vai, who I will never forgive for joining Whitesnake but also played with PiL.).

These days I play acoustic guitar and I get almost as much noise out of it as I did with a Les Paul custom, a rat pedal and a Marshall stack.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

...nah you don't...not really ...wait..it's not one of those SUPER dreadnoughts is it?

 

[tdr1nka]

Tis an Uber Dreadnought!!
But put thru two small Marshalls on a split stereo chorus I don't 'alf make a racket!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I used to do something similar...I used the split stereo chorus CE3 pedal and a delay ..erm..and 4 Marshall 4x12's (2 on each side of the stage) ...used to confuse the crap out of the drummer!

 

[papercorn2000]

Oh, FFS this place is depressing. Can't we talk death threats and pointless slagging matches without being side-tracked into nerd-dom?

As for you Maggot, your name goes into my little black book.

 

[Dayvo]

Ok so we are all agreed...Cold play R shoot.

Don't know about that!

I'm not a fan, but this song is bloody superb!


View: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IakDItZ7f7Q&feature=user


When he sings with the magnifying glass in front of his mouth, he looks like User1314!

 

[papercorn2000]

See, I told you, it's just guitaristos who enjoy whatever his name was.

Obviously I am concerned that my only 'back-up' comes from Arbitary Anyhow, back to B*Witched, now them girls was talented.......

Are you still alive? Philistine!

*Stamps hard on Maggot's head*