Riddles and Puzzles

[Mr Haematocrit]

What is greater than God,

The GDP of Vatican City

more evil than the devil,

Retired BBC presenter or Justin Bieber

the poor have it,

Sky TV, Mobile Phones and enough money to continue to smoke?

the rich need it,

A voodoo doctor to bring back Maggie

and if you eat it, you'll die?

Uncooked and out of date horse burger from a leading supermarket

 

[Risex4]

Now/always.

The ladder is 180cm long. Assuming that there isn't a rung at 0 and 180, that puts rungs at 20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 120 and 140. 7 rungs. 7 rungs from the top is the bottom rung, which touches the water.

Edit, wait, no its not. Are you sure the ladder is 180 and not 160?

 

[Risex4]

^ Winner!

 

[Risex4]

Stop imagining?

 

[slowmotion]

Post #13. Is that The White Album?

 

[Fnaar]

The ship will float.

 

[Fnaar]

T-bone steaks

 

[Fnaar]

Arsene Wenger's bawbag

 

[TVC]

As there is no god and no devil, the question is meaningless.

 

[ayceejay]

Imagine it: no heaven, above us only Sky with that Froome character, you may as well be in a dark room with Paul McCartney.

 

[slowmotion]

1) How vertical was the anchor chain at the start?
2) How well was it holding?

If it was vertical and firm to begin with, the sea water climbs the ladder. If it was on some kind of catenary curve, it's anybody's guess.

[Geek mode ON] ...assuming anchored fore and aft....[Geek mode OFF]

 

[Yellow Fang]

Write a song with some edgy lyrics, biff up your wife, then go on a bender with your best mate.

 

[vernon]

She was only the butchers daughter but she lay on the slab and said "fillet".

 

[vernon]

T-bone steaks

Your not rung with that suggestion. Throw in some chips peas and mushrooms and I'll join you.

 

[vernon]

The Mickle method.


A vegan Vern pie?

Contemporary evidence suggests otherwise.