Riddles and Puzzles

[numbnuts]

Needle

 

[classic33]

A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.
How come?

 

[smokeysmoo]

She was walking to her driving lesson I presume.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Penis

 

[ianrauk]

Potato's and Corn.

Old one that...

 

[Risex4]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

 

[classic33]

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

 

[classic33]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

He was full of himself. Not "mushroom" inside.

 

[ianrauk]

c'Mon... you're running out of ideas..

 

[Lee_M]

a man knows what a woman is thinking?

 

[TVC]

Are you getting these from Christmas crackers?

It's twice in a millenium too.

 

[Risex4]

Slim Shaddy.

 

[Archie_tect]

She was a Police driver under blindfold Speed Control instruction...

 

[Risex4]

It's twice in a millenium too.

So it happens twice in a millenium, but never in a thousand years? Far out.

 

[Risex4]

Quite possibly, but I like to think it was because he was a fun guy...