Riddles and Puzzles

[TVC]

Syphilis

 

[classic33]

Only one correct.

 

[classic33]

Certain

 

[Risex4]

4, (the house is at the North Pole)
6, Because the score before any game is always 0 - 0
7, The match
8, Because there's more Chinese men than Japanese
9, Normal

 

[Cycling Dan]

Your mum

 

[classic33]

What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?

 

[Risex4]

Your mum

Getting slightly sinister there Dan...

 

[classic33]

4, (the house is at the North Pole)And...
6, Because the score before any game is always 0 - 0
7, The match
8, Because there's more Chinese men than Japanese
9, Normal

 

[smokeysmoo]

What is greater than God

The Mickle method.

and if you eat it, you'll die?

A vegan Vern pie?

 

[Cycling Dan]

Getting slightly sinister there Dan...

Only a matter of time, someone was going to say it.
So that wasn't the answer?

 

[Risex4]

4, white. Although a polar bears fur is actually translucent, Thank you QI.

 

[Risex4]

If its not a cold, its your breath.

 

[TVC]

His cock on the digital scales. Don't go to that butcher's

 

[Risex4]

I feel guilty to be hitting all these, but you're not a "motivational and management speaker/consultant" are you Classic?

The leader of my last "enlightenment session" loved throwing these about to demonstrate "lateral thinking".

Nothing, by the way.

 

[smokeysmoo]

His cock on the digital scales. Don't go to that butcher's

Is he the same one that kept putting his knob in the bacon slicer,


until they both got sacked?