Riddles and Puzzles

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Wierd Words
[1] what is the longest English word that contains a single, unrepeated vowel?
[2] give 2 9-letter words that have 1 syllable.
[3] give a word that has 5 consecutive vowels.
[4] give 2 words that have 5 consecutive consonants.
[5] give a word that has 6 consecutive consonants
[6] give 2 words that have the 6 vowels a e i o u y in alphabetical order
[7] give a word that has 6 occurrences of the same vowel.
[8] give a word that has three consecutive repeated letters.

 

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I Give
I give sight but I cannot see.
I give life and I take it.
I am older than you,
yet I have longer to live than you.
What am I?

 

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Alternate Reality
SLANTS
CHIMPS
SHORED
BRACER
BUNGLE
MISTED

 

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Summer Of 55
A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

 

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Summer Of 55
A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

Bit of a guess because I haven't checked the calendar, but...
He was born on Feb 29th and is only counting leap years as birthdays?

 

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Bit of a guess because I haven't checked the calendar, but...
He was born on Feb 29th and is only counting leap years as birthdays?

No.

 

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Three Houses
There are three houses one is red one is blue band one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle where is the white house?

 

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There Was A Man
There was a man who killed his mother, was born before his father and married over 100 women without divorcing.
Yet he was considered normal by all who knew him.
How?

 

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Three Fat Ladies
Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet.
Why?

 

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Without End
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?

 

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I Am
I have no voice yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride. I have a spine and hinges but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all I cannot tell you more.
What am I?

 

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Barmy Sheep
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die.
How many are left?

 

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A Load Of Bull
If a Mummy Bull, Daddy Bull, and Baby Bull are in the field and Baby Bull gets scared, who would he run to?

 

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Apples
How many apples would you have if you took two apples from three apples?

 

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Trip To The Chemist
A man walks into a Chemist looking a little embarrassed. He whispers something into the chemist's ear. The chemist then pulls out his gun and points it at the man. The man smiles, thanks the chemist and walks away.
What did the man say to the chemist?