With you on this one Chief Broom. Recently bought a two year old Kia Ceed replacing our 15 year old Hyundai I.30 and it has more techno that you can shake a stick at - !Rant alert! I was looking forward to getting another car but after being a passenger in my neighbours new car im not.
Thing like that auto adjusting headlights are useful, but I still don't trust the reversing camera and use the door mirrors when I do reverse.
Trouble is that it is very difficult to get away from techno in cars now unless you can find a very good make / model about fifteen years old.