Questions you'd like answering, regardless of how trivial they may seem

[AndyRM]

Prime retailed for £2 a bottle, which is pretty reasonable for a drink like that.

Unscrupulous resellers took advantage of the shortage of supply, and chanced their arm on eBay. I'd be amazed if anyone actually bought a bottle for £3,000...

 

[Oldhippy]

I have some bottled bracing sea air for sale.

 

[mistyoptic]

I have some bottled bracing sea air for sale.

I have a nice bridge I could offer your customers too

 

[FishFright]

I have some bottled bracing sea air for sale.

Did you fart in the bottle ?

 

[Dave7]

I have some bottled bracing sea air for sale.

Now I am seriously interested in purchasing maybe 100 bottles BUT........
Can you tell me how you bottled it......I need to know its eco friendly.

 

[Chris S]

Talking to a bloke from Poland earlier, who works in the local Tesco I picked up a packet of prawns for my now making it chicken prawn and veg Korma. He asked what they were like. "Haven't you had prawns before" I replied. "No, never" he said. Surely everyone has had prawns at some point in their life. Why hasn't he had prawns before? 🤔

Poles eat carp for their Christmas Dinner. I don't think it's eaten at all in the UK.

 

[FishFright]

Poles eat carp for their Christmas Dinner. I don't think it's eaten at all in the UK.

It used to be a staple fish for those living a distance from the coast.

 

[Alex321]

Poles eat carp for their Christmas Dinner. I don't think it's eaten at all in the UK.

Not generally nowadays, but it was very much the main fish eaten throughout medieval times.

Almost all monasteries, abbeys etc. would have had fishponds, in which carp were kept for food.

 

[Oldhippy]

@Dave7 worry not it is collected humanely.

 

[Dave7]

@Dave7 worry not it is collected humanely.

Well knowing you, that really puts my mind at rest 😀

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Dave7 worry not it is collected humanely.

What, the fart, or...? 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Prime retailed for £2 a bottle, which is pretty reasonable for a drink like that.

Unscrupulous resellers took advantage of the shortage of supply, and chanced their arm on eBay. I'd be amazed if anyone actually bought a bottle for £3,000...

Ah, thanks, I was just a bit bemused by it all and even now, I see people trying to sell it for daft prices!

 

[FishFright]

Oldhippy in his early years of being a purveyor of quality bottled farts sorting stock ready for export

AI Generated photo using Stable Fusion

 

[AndyRM]

Ah, thanks, I was just a bit bemused by it all and even now, I see people trying to sell it for daft prices!

Way of things these days unfortunately. Same as ticket touts etc.

 

[derrick]

Why do people put stuff on the joke thread that is not funny?