Post wise words here

[lukesdad]

Power is nothing without control.

 

[ComedyPilot]

If at first you don't succeed, quit.

The others will be expecting you to try, try again.

Then once their guard is down try really hard and you'll beat them....

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Only dead fish don't try and swim upstream.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library


All from F Zappa

 

[martint235]

Oh and my old sig "you don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you only need a parachute to go skydiving twice"

Also on the same lines "Sanity is like a parachute, just cos you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine"

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Shut up legs

I live by that, hence this purchase

 

[compo]

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Never waste a hard-on.

GC

 

[Saluki]

Feel the fear and then do it anyway.

 

[chriss2.0]

life is just like watching the kettle boil, watch it and nothing happens, look away for a second and then you are an old man

 

[chriss2.0]

oh and the ever so famous "i reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam savage

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't put thing's off until tomorrow because one day you will wake up and you won't have any tomorrows left.

 

[JtB]

Don't do tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

 

[compo]

If at first you fail, then cheat.

 

[Silver Fox]

You can't put an old head on young shoulders.