Post wise words here

[BigonaBianchi]

Mosquitos suck

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

life is racing everything else is just waiting

 

[welsh dragon]

A freindly friend is a friend indeed. A friend in need is a pest. Get rid of him.

 

[VamP]

life is racing everything else is just waiting

That's my fave too, but I believe it originally ran thusly; ''racing is life, everything before and after is just waiting''.

 

[Hitchington]

Don't forget to put your trousers on before leaving the house.

 

[Archie_tect]

Put your socks on before your shoes.

 

[byegad]

Never put off until tomorrow something you can do today. Then, if you liked it you can do it tomorrow too.

 

[welsh dragon]

Always put your underpants on under your trousers

 

[EltonFrog]

Relationships.

If its dead, bury it before it starts to stink.

 

[martint235]

Put your socks on before your shoes.

Unless it's very icy out in which case it may be beneficial to put your socks on after your shoes.

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't pick your nose. Your brains might fall out.

 

[TVC]

If the wind changes it will stick like that.

 

[Spinney]

It's only a hill, get over it.

 

[Spinney]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

So why is my body always weakest before a long bike ride?

 

[welsh dragon]

Stop that or I'll wipe the smile off your face.