Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph can’t take his dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite it...

I guess that's Steph's fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

Why do we not have a 'Groan' emoji, @Moderators?? 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky loves his local park and often has a picnic there.

Shame it's a car park.

AU went on a camping holiday to savour the full atmosphere of a certain Carpark in Leicester.

His tent caused so much trouble that he was carted away on a horse provided by the Kingdom

 

[Rocky]

A cross between a horse and a pig lives in a field next to Doug's house.

Apparently he's a good neigh boar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A cross between a horse and a pig lives in a field next to Doug's house.

Apparently he's a good neigh boar.

After the revelation that I memorised all 50 of the BR class 50 names, Rockaay is painfully aware that my all time favourite class 60
is 60100 'Boar Of Badenoch'.


And here's the thing, it's designated 'for the nation' as it is the last diesel freight loco built for BR.
In my day, it was this elusive and somewhat exotic machine to a Scottish spotter, because it always seemed to spend most of it's life south of about Watford... ☺️😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug is more of a Ben More Assyn type of man................and has the ambition to drink 60099 drams of whisky in the current decade - that's only 16 a day!! Better get started.



(Goodness help me - I'm starting to ramble a bit in my old age......now what did I come upstairs for?)

 

[All uphill]

After the revelation that I memorised all 50 of the BR class 50 names, Rockaay is painfully aware that my all time favourite class 60
is 60100 'Boar Of Badenoch'.


And here's the thing, it's designated 'for the nation' as it is the last diesel freight loco built for BR.
In my day, it was this elusive and somewhat exotic machine to a Scottish spotter, because it always seemed to spend most of it's life south of about Watford... ☺️😆

Doug is training for his specialist subject. Diesel locos 1946 to 1966.

Rocky is his coach.

Doug is a challenging pupil, he rails against studying.
.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is training for his specialist subject. Diesel locos 1946 to 1966.

Rocky is his coach.

Doug is a challenging pupil, he rails against studying.
.

Actually, I have a complete lack of confidence.
I think I am... Duff!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is training for his specialist subject. Diesel locos 1946 to 1966.

Rocky is his coach.

Doug is a challenging pupil, he rails against studying.
.

Au has bought me all the second hand 'Platform 5' books he can find!

 

[Speicher]

Au has bought me all the second hand 'Platform 5' books he can find!

Mad Doug Biker knows I still have some Modellbahn calendars from the last century.

 

[Rocky]

Doug, whose real name is Charles Francis Brush, and Speicher have invented a railway engine which runs on herbs.

They think the trains will run on thyme.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rocky's favorite book is Searching for Railway Telegraph Insulators by Keith Neil.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky's favorite book is Searching for Railway Telegraph Insulators by Keith Neil.

Amazon has a copy for sale - £100 for the hardback. It gets some cracking reviews!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's favorite book is Searching for Railway Telegraph Insulators by Keith Neil.

It was co - written by an Israeli German called Tele Graff, but MB knew that.

 

[Moon bunny]

Amazon has a copy for sale - £100 for the hardback. It gets some cracking reviews!!

Groan!
There is a copy in the library at work, hardly the most thumbed volume.

 

[Moon bunny]

I am going to start a herb garden, do you think Doug could give me some sage advice?