Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has been disowned from the MacAndcheese clan after putting ketchup on it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been disowned from the MacAndcheese clan after putting ketchup on it.

I feel hungry now (sans ketchup, of course) damn you! ☺️😆


Then again, this is hardly surprising, seeing as ROG is half Hungarian (although what half has never been stated).


Yes, ok, tired OALH joke there.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once bought galoshes instead of goulash. They really don't taste the same.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug once bought galoshes instead of goulash. They really don't taste the same.

Rog has a neighbour who is a Buddhist.

He's a pest, a Buddhapest.

 

[ExBrit]

MDB has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his pen is. In shorthand, obviously.

 

[Speicher]

EB buys all his pens and pencils on-line from Pen Island.

oh

they specialise in wood.

 

[stephec]

MDB's browser history is part of the course content in many universities criminal psychology courses.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec's browser cache is used as learnIng material by AI content filters. Can you really do that with a goat and a courgette?

 

[stephec]

RZ is such a prankster that he handed out glow in the dark chocolates to all his family, 'I can't wait to see their faeces light up,' he chuckled.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec misses 1970s white dog poo so much that he now makes his own by stealing barium meals from the local hospital.

 

[Rocky]

Rog went to hospital. Upon entering he shouted "Nurse! I need help - I have a terrible headache and I keep seeing these spots in front of my eyes!"

"That does sound serious," said the nurse. "Have you seen a doctor?!"

"No," said Rog: "Just spots!"

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has just spotted a woodpecker in his garden. "That's great," he enthused.

 

[stephec]

Speicher has trained a dog specifically for going to the off licence to fetch bottles of wine, it's her bordeaux collie.

 

[Rocky]

Steph can’t take his dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite it...

I guess that's Steph's fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky loves his local park and often has a picnic there.

Shame it's a car park.