Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher's dentist refused to treat her recently. He said it would be "A Bridge too far"

 

[All uphill]

650 had a casual contract as a dentist while he was a student. He was just filling in.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has a wonderful idea for investing all his considerable savings into a business that offers a boxing gym, dentist and a manicurist all under one roof. He's going to fight tooth and nail to make it a success.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky started a new cryptocurrency called Novocoine. You invest all your savings and it numbs you to the inevitable losses.

 

[All uphill]

On cold days Roger experiences a cold digit, which he has to warm with body heat and alcohol.

He sticks his numb thumb in rum, up his... pullover.

 

[Andy_R]

AU has an oompa loompa up his jumper..

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy is obsessed with eating carrots and is now more orange than the cast of TOWIE, or even Donald Trump.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Rogerzilla applied for American citizenship just so he could vote for Trump.

When he heard of it Trump had it him blocked as an undesirable.

 

[Andy_R]

When Trump got in, FK started to build a garden wall

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Trump got in, FK started to build a garden wall

Andy was rooting for the Libertarian guy.

 

[All uphill]

MDB thinks a libertarian eats libraries.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB thinks a libertarian eats libraries.

AU thinks that Libor is when you lie about having a baby.

 

[All uphill]

MDB was so disappointed on his tour of England to find that a bank in the North is a hill, not a place he could rob.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was so disappointed on his tour of England to find that a bank in the North is a hill, not a place he could rob.

AU knows this is a lie, as he has appeared on Crimewatch after burgling the decadence loving poster, formally known as @RockyMountain in his northern, rural holiday pile.

 

[Rocky]

Doug, the well known computer hacker, escaped from his latest burglary attempt. How? I think he ran some ware