Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky went into an ice cream shop and came out with a Magnum. We are back onto the subject of champagne again!

 

[Rocky]

Speicher has found out about a new off-licence which sells large bottles of vintage champagne at knock-down prices. She heard about it through the grape-vine from her friend Nebuchadnezzar......or was it her nephew Chad Nezzar?

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is getting moet and moet viney about spikey's nephew

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy much prefers Prosecco

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug prefers Bucks Fizz. In fact he loves all the Eurovision song winners and as a tribute to Sandy Shaw, never, ever, wears shoes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug prefers Bucks Fizz. In fact he loves all the Eurovision song winners and as a tribute to Sandy Shaw, never, ever, wears shoes.

Rockay taught Zola Budd all that he knew.

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has just announced that Zola Budd has transitioned and now wants to be known as Emile Zola.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky likes Balzac

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has just announced that Zola Budd has transitioned and now wants to be known as Emile Zola.

Rocky is a world expert on the buds of plants and from now on wants to be known as 'Rocky Bud'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky likes Balzac

AU likes a good Balzac too

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s favourite joke is: what’s big, old and rocky?

He always giggles when he gives the answer: Rocky

 

[Speicher]

Rocky likes classical music, and has two dogs and a cat. Their names are Bach, Offenbach, and DePussy.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky can never remember what is brown and sticky.

Reminder for Rocky: a stick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug’s favourite joke is: what’s big, old and rocky?

He always giggles when he gives the answer: Rocky

The joke was somewhat lessened after you lost that weight and dropped the 'Mountain' bit from your name, though

 

[Speicher]

AU knows what is yellow and white and travels at 120mph - A train driver's egg sandwich.