Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

When Rocky played golf, he used to wear Plus Fours.
Now that he is a ballet dancer, he wears two twos.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has two tutus which she wears for golf. she’s got a hole in one and she’s got a birdie in the other.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Speicher lies about being an Admiral. Since a rule made by king James in 1672 owls can only be awarded Commodore rank.

She's trying to get a transfer to the Fleet Air Arm so she can get another promotion.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher lies about being an Admiral. Since a rule made by king James in 1672 owls can only be awarded Commodore rank.

She's trying to get a transfer to the Fleet Air Arm so she can get another promotion.

Andy was a rank lower than Arnold Rimmer on the Red Dwarf

 

[Rocky]

Doug pronounces that Awnold Wimmer.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Rocky wasn't able to join the Navy: he passed the height requirement but only when pushed through the measuring gate sideways.

 

[Rocky]

Andy is going to join the Navy purely out of spite.

He's longing to become a petty officer.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not wait until the sun is over the yardarm before drinking his first glass of port.

 

[Rocky]

Wol’s best mate, Gerry Boam, is partial to a drop of champers.

 

[stephec]

Rocky wears 24 watches all set to different time zones, that way the sun is always over the yard arm every minute of the day.

You can't be too careful can you?

 

[Moon bunny]

Stephec’s first day in his new job, as theatre critic for ”Your Cat” magazine, went very well.

 

[Rocky]

Moon bunny got sacked from her job as a journalist for spending too much time in the ice cream parlour. She claimed she was looking for a scoop.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky went into the ice cream parlour and was asked to leave because he was screaming far too loudly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky went into the ice cream parlour and was asked to leave because he was screaming far too loudly.

Speicher's new house melted recently.
She'd bought the bricks from Walls... For walls!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been warned by the police for his driving. He was caught going very slowly and licking an ice cream. Actually, I think he’s a sundae driver.