Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU prefers Typhoo, quite personally

 

[All uphill]

MDB likes a little whisky in his cocoa

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB likes a little whisky in his cocoa

AU forgets that these are meant to be lies.

... As do I, clearly, as preferring Typhoo is nothing outrageous or anything and could easily be true!

 

[All uphill]

MDB likes a drop of paraffin in his morning coffee. He says it keeps his fires burning.

 

[stephec]

AU has been banned from that many Facebook groups that the excuse, 'no honestly it was a typo,' is starting to wear a bit thin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec is the sadist who runs and controls the Facebook algorithms.

 

[All uphill]

MDB thinks an algorithm is something like, I got rhythm

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB thinks an algorithm is something like, I got rhythm

AU thought it said 'Alco Rhythm' and was going to go out dancing whilst boozed up on Hooch

 

[Rocky]

Doug was in a bar last night when a bloke looking like Charles Dickens ordered a martini.

The barman asked 'Olive or Twist?'

 

[All uphill]

Rocky coughs a lot, he has great expectorations.

 

[Rocky]

All Uppers has just had an unknown number call his phone - the person on the end coughed a few times, sneezed and then hung up.

Uppers is getting tired of these cold calls.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was in a bar last night when a bloke looking like Charles Dickens ordered a martini.

The barman asked 'Olive or Twist?'

Considering where I live, this is definitely a lie - Most people probably wouldn't know what an Olive was if it hit them in the face 😄

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having had chronic problems with his nose and nasal cavities for years, caused by endless colds, reflux and other issues, Rocky represented England in the Catarrh World Cup last Autumn. No, seriously and it's not to be sniffed at either, it was an amazing achievement.

He got to the Semi finals, but sadly, was beaten in a penalty sneeze out by Chile.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been suffering from 'flu but that hasn't stopped him doing his yoga.

You could say he's sick and twisted.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been suffering from 'flu but that hasn't stopped him doing his yoga.

You could say he's sick and twisted.

Rocky only likes Yoga with the fruit corner bit