Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's nice to see that Mad Doug can recognise taste in a man such as myself. Now where should I plug in that lava lamp I've just bought - next to my Habitat bean bag seat?

You plug it into the ceiling light, don't you, silly!

 

[Rocky]

You plug it into the ceiling light, don't you, silly!

Mad Doug knows I live in a lighthouse - he has agreed to take responsibility for all those sailors and ships that will be lost on the rocks when I close down the main light and fire up my lava lamp

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug knows I live in a lighthouse - he has agreed to take responsibility for all those sailors and ships that will be lost on the rocks when I close down the main light and fire up my lava lamp

Rockay knows I dream of Seaman cu... Coming... At me, although, not like that! 😄

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug's other favourite lighthouse joke is......How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's other favourite lighthouse joke is......How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Rockaay cannot understand why they built lighthouses,

"I mean with all those storms and stuff, surely they would have been better off with Heavyhouses?"

He has been heard to utter.

He's also an idiot.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just made a phone call; it went like this:

Doug: Darling I just rang to tell you how awesome you are. You are the love of my life
Man on the other end of the phone: Sir, this is brewery
Doug: Yes, I know.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Having tried Light and Heavy houses MDB is now attempting a glass house but has got stuck in a public house.

 

[Rocky]

26 and I seem to be saying pretty much the same thing

 

[Drago]

Rocky was in the Green Howard's in WW2 but was so inept he ended up being awarded the iron cross.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockay said: Having tried Light and Heavy houses MDB is now attempting a glass house but has got stuck in a public house.

26 and I seem to be saying pretty much the same thing

Yes and it's meant to be a lie... Remember? 😆

Rocky was in the Green Howard's in WW2 but was so inept he ended up being awarded the iron cross.

Drago was a hero of 'Chemical Ali'

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes in a pub last week. He was going to meet her again this week but unfortunately she popped her clogs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, Rockaay tried to learn Dutch once, but it was all Double Greek to him

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s Scottish brogue is perfectly understandable:

Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho’, faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place …

 

[Drago]

Rocky's home made apple pie is made with only the finest haddock.

 

[Rocky]

Drago goes fishing with his undies as bait.......hook, line and stinker.