Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

simon is very upset as he invested heavily in colanders https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/bad-day-for-pastafarians.239018/#post-5351619

 

[colly]

In a world of pain 26 x 25 is Aspirin.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly's viagra is a flop

 

[Ming the Merciless]

26x25 is 650 years old today.

 

[colly]

YukonBoy is somewhat remote.

 

[roadrash]

colly wobbles

 

[simonali]

Roadrash actually has nappy rash, but thinks road rash is cooler.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

simon is always rash. Just LOOK at that shirt

 

[simonali]

I was wondering how twentysix had knowledge of my shirt, but then I remembered he sold it to me because it wasn't the correct shade of plum.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Talking of shirt colours, simonali isn't known locally as Tango-Man for nothing.

 

[simonali]

That's the fake tan. I'm wearing an acid green shirt that clashes with my orange face beautifully.

Toshiba Boy secretly changed all his electronic stuff to Sony several years ago, but refuses to let on at the Toshiba factory where he puts TVs in boxes.

 

[Wixsteman]

Simonali once spelled his name with a z when he formed his cult

 

[simonali]

Wixsteman's avatar isn't a drawing it's an actual photo of what they do look like.



PS. How does everyone know so much about my taste in shirts?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

simonali used to be known as simoniz. Under that name he polished off a lot of cars (and wore out many hideous (to normal folks' taste) shirts in the process)

 

[simonali]

I became Simonwaz after being called about a polishing job at 26's house. He had painted his car with magnolia eggshell emulsion and insisted I made it shiny again.

I immediately retired from the buffing game.