Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

stephecs most used phrase..... are farts supposed to have lumps in them

 

[PaulSecteur]

After all those years in education, roadrashes final appraisal was “more wind than lumps” which is the exact opposite of the appraisal given by Marks and Spencer regarding the boxer shorts he tried to return.

 

[stephec]

PS is banned from his local M+S for constantly making S+M jokes at the tills.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec has fulfilled his dream of having the final post in this thread and anyone who were to take that away from him would be the worst person in the entire world.

 

[stephec]

No matter how low you think you can go, PS will always be beneath you.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Having no legs steph is a low down bum.

 

[roadrash]

Having no legs, 26x25 spends his day arsing around

 

[Andy_R]

With no legs or buttocks, rr can't be arsed

 

[Speicher]

Andy was told that the best way to keep his house cool is to close windows and draw the blinds.

That explains why he has shut down his computer and has a pencil and paper in his hands.

 

[Archie_tect]

Immediately after a shower Speicher is too wet to woo.

[8th CC anniversary for that one]

 

[Speicher]

Archie knows that I always owl with laughter at his new jokes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort, once bitten, never shy.

 

[Andy_R]

TB has a coconut allergy. That's why he shies away from them.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R's been at the Christmas Crackers and Sherry early again.

 

[Andy_R]

Mort is the original Toby Jug model