Post a lie about the poster above.

[Moon bunny]

MDB’s whelk and radish omelettes are to die for of.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB’s whelk and radish omelettes are to die for of.

People say

"Go to Naples and die'

But MB says that Melton Mowbray is just as effective if you are on a budget.

 

[postman]

MDB does not actually live on a craggy island,its quite smooth level boring and its a pile of soil in a little puddle.

 

[stephec]

Considering his age Postie's little puddles are very easy to pass off off as unavoidable.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph wanted to buy a dog. Being hard of hearing he ended up buying a puddle in Leeds. Postie was quids in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now, I am not saying that TbT is thick, but he once contracted a Brain Eating Amoeba.

... The poor thing died of starvation!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Back 'in the day', when Stephec was still young, he got a job in London, commuting by train each day.

On his first day, he caught the train and although packed, he noticed there was a spare seat.

There was one problem, there was a bowler hat sat on the seat (I told you it was 'back in the day'), so he very politely lifted it up and put it on the luggage rack above.

Just then, a voice came from the man in the next seat

"Did I ask you to move my hat?"

Embarrassed, he apologetically took it down and placed it back on the seat.

He then turned round and sat on it...

 

[All uphill]

Doug isn't sure what a bowler is. He's completely stumped.

All these odd words, he says, it's just not cricket.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB does not actually live on a craggy island,its quite smooth level boring and its a pile of soil in a little puddle.

When Postman was at boarding School, he used to have nightmares about a huge, stuffed Wildebeest's head, mounted on the wall of the family pile.
He'd scream down the dorm, sweat running through his hair, his covers being kicked off by his frantic leg actions, his pants sometimes damp.


... He'd also wake up his pupils!

(Postman was originally 'Teacher').

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug isn't sure what a bowler is. He's completely stumped.

All these odd words, he says, it's just not cricket.

What's the difference between Au and a cricket ball?

Au has never had a Long Ball Willy

 

[All uphill]

Doug loves the thwack of willow on leather.

He also loves the way his breakfast cereal snaps, crackles and pops. Remember that?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves the thwack of willow on leather.

He also loves the way his breakfast cereal snaps, crackles and pops. Remember that?

Au wears a wig and feeds it a bowl of milk every night.

 

[cookiemonster]

After a shower, MDB lets his wig run around the bathroom in the morning until it's dry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a shower, MDB lets his wig run around the bathroom in the morning until it's dry.

CM's actually has a PhD in Aeronautics and works for the Hair Force Council

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB applied for a PhD. He ended up shovelling at the stables. He was Piled higher and Deeper qualified