Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Tbt is out standing in his field.

He is getting very cold and wants to return home.

 

[postman]

Speicher was asked i would like to kiss you under the mistletoe.The reply was i would not kiss you under an anaesthetic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman has always wondered where/what/who

'Ory' and 'Tar' are in the song, 'We Three Kings'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is still looking for a partridge in any tree (never mind a pear tree)

 

[stephec]

26 does his own drunken version of the 12 Days of Christmas that involves turtle's heads instead of turtle doves.

 

[All uphill]

Steph has updated and renamed the twelve days of Christmas, for his choir.

They rehearse and prepare for three months and then have one performance of the new version, entitled "The one day of Christmas "

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers has heard enough Carols at Xmas. He's hoping for a Helen or a Julia this year

 

[All uphill]

Uppers has heard enough Carols at Xmas. He's hoping for a Helen or a Julia this year

There's been too many Gail's in tbt's neighbourhood. The forecast is for better weather next week

 

[postman]

All uphill had his loudhailer confiscated by security outside Aldi today.He had been chanting Hot Cross buns hot Cross buns,when do we want them,now.

 

[All uphill]

All uphill had his loudhailer confiscated by security outside Aldi today.He had been chanting Hot Cross buns hot Cross buns,when do we want them,now.

Postman is threatening to go on strike if he doesn't get more Christmas cards. As he's retired no one will notice.

 

[postman]

All uphill went into W H Smiths ,Miss do you sell stationery,no sir i move around a lot,she replied.

 

[stephec]

Postie only puts his Frank Carson joke book down long enough to post on this thread.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph has just got back from A&E. Impersonating the fairy on a Xmas tree is not a good idea he now declares.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

tBt is so tough that he decided to donate his organs before he died, so that he could see where they went and if he didn't like any of the recipients, he went round to their house and got them back!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB donated his organ. Middle C wasn't working tho'. Play a different tune Doug