dan_bo
How much does it cost to Oldham?
'nips like blind cobblers' thumbs'
etc etc etc
etc etc etc
Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle
- Thread starter Fnaar
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beancounter
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Beds
she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...
bc
bc
dan_bo
How much does it cost to Oldham?
face like a welders' bench......
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
Taxi for Brown
Keep shouting sir, we'll find you
You'll have to buy that now, you've torn it
Speak up Brown, you're through
The horn works, now try your lights
all to be uttered after an audible trouser cough.
Keep shouting sir, we'll find you
You'll have to buy that now, you've torn it
Speak up Brown, you're through
The horn works, now try your lights
all to be uttered after an audible trouser cough.
Landslide
Rare Migrant
- Location
- Called to the bar
Rhythm Thief said:
Give it a bit more choke and it'll start!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
She's got a face like a smacked arse!
Disgruntled Goat
New Member
- Location
- On top of the World
Monkey's For'ed - for a ladies prominent pubenda
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
She's got a clout like a welcome mat!
She bangs like a dunny door in the wind!
She bangs like a dunny door in the wind!
walker
New Member
- Location
- Bromley, Kent
Dayvo said:
she looks like a bulldog licking pi$$ off stinging nettles
OP
OP
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Spike Milligan writing about a very thin person...
legs like one of Ghandi's split in two...
legs like one of Ghandi's split in two...
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
walker said:
A variation:
She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
She had a face like a plasterers radio.
