mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Yeah but that's because you're a clumsy so and so, not because you're from the planet Krypton.
'Clumsy?? How very dare you...
And, how do you know what planet I'm from ??
Although I believe that repeated insertion of arm through shoulder strap, of backpack, is yes, a more likely cause of winder demise, than extraterrestrial effect. .