Phrases I`m getting increasingly sick of hearing

[EltonFrog]

Did anybody force you to read it?

No they didn’t and for the record I only read the title and a couple of posts. And again with knobs on.

 

[mudsticks]

No they didn’t and for the record I only read the title and a couple of posts. And again with knobs on.

Steady on with the eye-rolling old chap - you'll be needing industrial quantities of Optrex at that rate..

 

[sheddy]

Harry and Meghan

 

[Randomnerd]

”Now, over to our royal correspondent...”

 

[Wixsteman]

“I don’t have a tv”

 

[Globalti]

"Due to the high volume of calls we are receiving...." = bullshit phrase meaning: "We're too busy chatting to pick up the phone right now".

"For safety reasons...." = bullshit phrase meaning: "We don't want to do it but you daren't challenge us, suckers!"

 

[Wixsteman]

Gonnae no dae that

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

How?

 

[Wixsteman]

Just gonnae no

 

[Jenkins]

As a slight diversion to the thread, I am getting fed up of seeing variations of this before I can access web sites:

 

[Gunk]

"Due to the high volume of calls we are receiving...." = bullshit phrase meaning: "We're too busy chatting to pick up the phone right now".

Or all the staff have left because they're fed up of being exploited.

 

[stephec]

One I particularly dislike is the trend for starting a sentence with "so'.

So there.

Starting every sentence with "So........."

So @Houthakker you didn't read all the thread before replying? 😂

 

[roley poley]

come along now drink up avent you got omes to go to

 

[cyberknight]

Your job pays the bills what more do you want ?
Yes it supports the family but the soul dies a bit every day

 

[Drago]

"Mr Farquhar, I'm arresting you for..."