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bruce1530

Guru
Location
Ayrshire
"Easter" is the only one of the pagan "Compass Points Festivals" that is still celebrated. "Norther" and "Souther" were abandoned in the 12th century.

"Wester" is still celebrated in some regions of Scotland; notably in Wester Ross and Wester Hailes.
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Southerers get confused over the geographical nature of Easter and consume thin slices of Smoked pig to celebrate.
The main festival takes place in Westerham.
 

Seevio

Guru
Location
South Glos
Yorkshire was named after Dave York from Blackburn. After heading east into the wilderness, he found there was nowhere to rent a car. Spotting a business opportunity he decided to set up York's Hire. This became wildly successful and gave it's name to the surrounding land.
 

roubaixtuesday

self serving virtue signaller
Many accountants also moonlight as pornstars, attracted by the tax breaks.

For instance, Martin Lewis of moneysaving expert fame has a niche in Caribbean porn flicks. Amongst other credits, he starred as "Long" John Silver in "Pleasure Island", and also had the "Pornstar Martini" named in his honour.
 

bruce1530

Guru
Location
Ayrshire
Accountants are not born; they are manufactured in a factory in Chelmsford.

It is virtually unknown for accountants to breed, as their personalities are an extremely effective contraceptive.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
EastEnders was devised by Mary Whitehouse as a contraceptive.

Unfortunately, the end result was too potent as not only were viewers losing the will to jig-a-jig, but were also losing the will to live.

Curiously, Coronation Street has been known to make women unfeasibly horny. It seems the sight of Ken Barlow it the top button of his cardie undone is only fit for post watershed viewing.
 

bruce1530

Guru
Location
Ayrshire
Mary Whitehouse was Linda Lovelace's cousin.
Following a childhood feud over an Action Man doll, Whitehouse and Lovelace became bitter enemies, with Whitehouse vowing to do all she could to ruin her cousins career. This crusade was largely unsuccessful in America, but remarkably effective in Chelmsford, the capital city of Wales.
They remained enemies for much of their lives, until a reconciliation took place at the funeral of Whitehouse's lover, Hugh Hefner.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
It is a little known fact that Glasgow is in fact an enclave of England, and falls under Lambeth Council.

The residents, a bohemian lot, are ashamed of this and distance themselves from their brethren by putting on fake accents and holding regular headbutting duels.
 
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