Odd factoids

[roubaixtuesday]

Reliant Thrush is a particularly tenacious form of the irritating genital fungal infection.

 

[bruce1530]

"The Power of Love", a particularly irritating song, was sung by Jennifer Thrush.

 

[Chris S]

Gay men pretend to be teenage girls in chat rooms so that they get 'dick pics' sent to them.

 

[Drago]

Dick pics can trace their origins back to Top Trump cards.

In the Highwayman and Historic Robber edition, Dick Turpin was the veritable Lamborghini Countach of criminals, with highest numbers in every category.

The card with Turpin's image, or the Dick Pic, was guaranteed to win any hand.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Richard Pics is royally pissed off with his parents.

 

[Drago]

The Royal Family have no actual parents as they were created in test tubes.

 

[PeteXXX]

Dick van Dyke, despite having the same middle name, was not related to the famous Dutch painter Hertz van Rental.

 

[Chris S]

Dick van Dyke was originally known as Penis van Lesbian. His agent advised him to change his name and the rest is history.

 

[Chris S]

Rasputin was Vladimir Putin's Rastafarian grandfather.

 

[Drago]

Rastafarians are not, as is commonly thought, descended from fairies.

 

[bruce1530]

Pastafarians have hair which resembles linguine dreadlocks, and regularly smoke cannabis through macaroni pipes.

 

[Drago]

Cannabis is trationally obtained from the scratchings between the toes of dead people.

 

[bruce1530]

Dead People were invented in 1066 by Leonardo DaVinci, as a novel way to stem the world's growing population problem.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Leonardo DaVinci was literally ahead of his time and invented the phrase.

 

[Drago]

Time was invented by Boris Johnson in 2020, to give him the opportunity to finish wallpapering his flat. An hour is based on the amount of time it rakes to hang a roll.