Drago
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The rock band Mountain started as a three piece combo called Hillock.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Chris S
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Angela Griffin is Nick Griffin's love child.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
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- 52 Festive Road
Screwfix recently diversified into DIY after it had resolved all the UK's marital relations problems.
Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Wife Swapping was the old equivalent of baseball card swapping.
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
I went 'wife swapping' once, I got a 4 pack of Tenants and 20 B&H....................good deal I thought.
Chris S
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The music industry was shocked when Rob Halford announced that he was gay.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
1 is odd and that's a factoid 
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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- Inside my skull
Mountains are the only place on Earth where you can hear the sound of the Earth’s heartbeat. The sound is produced by the movement of tectonic plates and is audible only at high altitudes.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Ming's kitchen is deafening. He blames random movement of tectonic plates, saucers and cups
The "dud pandas" in Edinburgh Zoo, which were procured as part of an unsuccessful breeding programme, were not real pandas. "Sunshine" and "Sweetie" were actually two people from Wester Hailes, dressed up.
The male panda, "Sunshine", was a local lad called Angus McDonald. He said "I was offered this job ten years ago. The money wasn't very good, but they supplied a bed, as much bamboo as I could eat, and promised me pretty much unlimited sex with Sweetie. Who could refuse an offer like that?".
Sweetie, once known as Morag McSporran, said "All I had to do was wear the panda suit for 10 years. Sunshine was a nice guy, I suppose, but I just didn't fancy him. And he had bad breath and sweaty armpits".
Angus and Morag are now unemployed, although they expect to find new employment at Blair Drummond Safari Park in the springtime, when the new "orang utangs" go on public display.
The male panda, "Sunshine", was a local lad called Angus McDonald. He said "I was offered this job ten years ago. The money wasn't very good, but they supplied a bed, as much bamboo as I could eat, and promised me pretty much unlimited sex with Sweetie. Who could refuse an offer like that?".
Sweetie, once known as Morag McSporran, said "All I had to do was wear the panda suit for 10 years. Sunshine was a nice guy, I suppose, but I just didn't fancy him. And he had bad breath and sweaty armpits".
Angus and Morag are now unemployed, although they expect to find new employment at Blair Drummond Safari Park in the springtime, when the new "orang utangs" go on public display.
Drago
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Totoe Wollf works off his considerable anger each evening by punching a panda.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Dinosaurs used to keep Humans as pets. Then there was an uprising 65 million years ago.
