Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
- Start date
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ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
After a successful campaign, additional funding is now available to support people in the use of artificial intelligence.
This is to create parity with those that get funding for other aids, such as artificial limbs.
This is to create parity with those that get funding for other aids, such as artificial limbs.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Artificial limbs are made from artificial grass.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
AI Chatbots are programmed to interact in the same way that real people who talk out of their bot do.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
As artificial grass is made from oil, and oil is made from dinosaurs*, people are being given dinosaur limbs as replacements for human ones.
*I know, I know...
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Accy had T Rex arms fitted in a pioneering transplant. As a result he can no longer wear a hat, but picking his nose is now an easy affair.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
All of which is fine with Accy, but what he's really upset about its impact on his YMCA
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
The shorter arms and lack of a bidet resulting in the obvious necessity of an upturned shower head goes someway to explain the dampness his neighbours below are experiencing.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Bidet Badot was a famous French actress, but lesser known is that she invented and patented the bidet.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
French bread was invented as a cost effective weapon for striking fishermen to use. Sadly the fisherman were, for a change, actually at work in 1940 and weren't available to blockade the nazzies.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Nannies were the ruling party in 1930s Germany. Luckily they were defeated in the Second World War else we’d have been run by the Nanny State.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The Nanny state is an enclave of Somalia, where the entire population are public schoolboys who are ruled by a matriarchal ex nanny. Instead of prison offenders are sentenced to a good spanking. Re offending rates are surprisingly high.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
The reason that mountains get so big is because they have no natural predators.
