Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

COD is what dyslexic obsessives are diagnosed with

 

[bruce1530]

If you jumble up the letters in Dyslexia, you get Daily Sex.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you jumble up the letters in Dyslexia, you get Daily Sex.

... But they then have trouble finding the Clematis?

 

[PeteXXX]

Abba's popular tune 'My knee My knee My knee' was inspired by Björn again Christian banging his patella on a table leg.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The porn version of the popular music competition is known as the "Eurovision Schlong Contest"

 

[Drago]

Schlong is a brand of extremely large frankfurter, tradionally seved between two halves of a long bun called a flange.

 

[bruce1530]

Frankfurters were invented by shamed "Grandstand" presenter, Frank Bough.

 

[Drago]

Frank Bough held the record for the largest amount of cocaine snorted off Selina Scott's feet in the space of a single episode.

He would doubtless not have done so had he known that Selina was a post gender-reassigned Terry Scott, who had faked his own death to cover up the change.

 

[Chris S]

The Swedish Eurovision contestant was Freddy Krueger's love child.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Swedish Eurovision contestant was Freddy Krueger's love child.

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Yes I noticed that

Anyway, she can pick locks with those nails.

 

[Drago]

Freddie Krueger is the illegitimson of Freddie Laker, 1970s cheap flights tsar.

 

[Chris S]

You are the only real person on Cycle Chat. All the other forum members are chatbots.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Smoking at Manchester Airport induces a fatal bowel condition.

[Genuine photo from back of toilet door]

 

[PeteXXX]

Alarms are, looking forward, to be barely audible in case people are offended by the noise.

 

[Drago]

Offence was invented in 1723 by Oliver Reed as an excuse to have a duel. Now it is simply used as a means of gaining attention, a sort of munchausens for people who don't actually have munchausens.