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Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Might keep Uncle Joe "All Aglow" but not me.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Uncle Joe ended up with mint balls due to his 10 pack a day polo packet. He was very popular with the ladies.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Uncle Joe made a mint with his balls
His wife made piles, but with what - I cannot say
His wife made piles, but with what - I cannot say
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The Imperial Army in Star Wars was in fact a Navy. Darth Vader had joined as a rear gunner and eventually climbed his way up to rear admiral.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Darth Vader was an accomplished harmonica player, as seen in the picture below - taken during the recording of Billy Joel's - Piano Man
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
The "Rear Admiral" is a rare species of butterfly closely related to the "Red Admiral" but resembling a bare arse.
Incidentally, it was also the root of the name "butt-erfly" i.e. "flying arse"
Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
The late 70's BBC comedy, Butterflies, was renamed as Bluebottles in Nigeria. The renaming was necessary to avoid government censorship.
The series was seen as subversive due to Wendy Craig's haircut and the Nigerian government banned it. However, the BBC's roaming agents smuggled the film into the country by virtue of swallowing it, hence the phrase 'butterflies in the stomach'.
With a sufficient doses of John Courage bitter the smuggler would poop thed out and it could then be fed straight into the projector and reeled straight out of the smugglers bottom, the buttocks wiping off any mess as it went.
The series was seen as subversive due to Wendy Craig's haircut and the Nigerian government banned it. However, the BBC's roaming agents smuggled the film into the country by virtue of swallowing it, hence the phrase 'butterflies in the stomach'.
With a sufficient doses of John Courage bitter the smuggler would poop thed out and it could then be fed straight into the projector and reeled straight out of the smugglers bottom, the buttocks wiping off any mess as it went.
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Luggaging is the act of enjoying sexual congress with luggage. Often done in public where you can see people humping their luggage up steps.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Ears are known as "lugholes" because they are the favoured orifice for those engaging in luggaging.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
The Aurochs, the ancient precursor to modern cattle, were so named due to the desire of Neanderthal man to engage in sexual congress with their ears.
Often, this resulted in impalement on the magnificent horns of the prehistoric beasts, the origin of the phrase "feeling horny".
Often, this resulted in impalement on the magnificent horns of the prehistoric beasts, the origin of the phrase "feeling horny".
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
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- Kingston upon the River Hull
And your case comes up next week.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Hugh Hefner was notoriously horny. so much so, that following his death it took the undertakers 9 days to nail the coffin lid on.
