Odd factoids

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The corona virus is so named as the origin has been found to be due to the habit of the peasants pissing in corona beer bottles and selling it on.

 

[Drago]

Beer is indeed piss. The Vikings had a fondness for beer, and would force the populations of conquered lands to brew it for them.

The Australians didn't take well to this, so wee'd in bottles and pretended it was a new drink called "lager". Due their terrible diet of nothing but barbie food, Aussie wee wee is toxic, and this led to the vikings finally dying out in 1918.

Following the demise of the vikings the Aussies were left with teragallons of wee and no sewers to deal with it, so they bottle it and sell it as Fosters. Again, the ingredients are so toxic that anyone who drinks it suffers brain damage which makes them call everyone "mate", start fights with lamp posts, and want to eat a doner kebab. Any women who may drink it will strip half naked and ask the nearest male for a quick knee trembler in the alley way behind the chippy.

 

[raleighnut]

Beer is indeed piss. The Vikings had a fondness for beer, and would force the populations of conquered lands to brew it for them.

The Australians didn't take well to this, so wee'd in bottles and pretended it was a new drink called "lager". Due their terrible diet of nothing but barbie food, Aussie wee wee is toxic, and this led to the vikings finally dying out in 1918.

Following the demise of the vikings the Aussies were left with teragallons of wee and no sewers to deal with it, so they bottle it and sell it as Fosters. Again, the ingredients are so toxic that anyone who drinks it suffers brain damage which makes them call everyone "mate", start fights with lamp posts, and want to eat a doner kebab. Any women who may drink it will strip half naked and ask the nearest male for a quick knee trembler in the alley way behind the chippy.

The Germans found that 'knee tremblers' were a very effective delayed fuse on the bombs dropped on Laaaaandaan in the war, so much so that 'knee's up Mother Brown' became an instruction.

 

[Tribansman]

Mother Brown* is convent argot for the toilet cleaner

EDIT: *archaic. Now Mother Pooperior

 

[Drago]

Mother Pooperior is actually non binary. On Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every 2nd Sunday, she becomes Father Poopupyou.

 

[Threevok]

The Binary language was discovered by accident, when an Englishman attempted to sing the Welsh Love song - Myfanwy

 

[Drago]

Binary was first intended for use by straight, gender-constant people, hence the name.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cocktail sausages are made from piglets. Once pigs get bigger they are made into full size sausages.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A gender fluid star can’t make its mind up whether it’s a black hole or white dwarf.

 

[Tribansman]

Binary was first intended for use by straight, gender-constant people, hence the name.

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't

 

[Drago]

Binary stars are actually Mummy stars about to give birth. In recent uears SpaceX have been contracted to cut the umbilical.

 

[PeteXXX]

Elon Musk initially named his spacecraft 'Spandex' because they looked all pwitty and twinkly in the sky.
Unfortunately, the name Spandex had already been patented by Liberace so he had to think of a new name for them.

 

[bruce1530]

The Libe Race was the precursor to the Milk Race, a minor cycling competition. The unique feature of the Libe Race was that the competitors had to wear flamboyant clothes, and the bike handlebars were replaced by candelabras.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Candela Bras are like blinding twin headlights. I'd like to know how they are powered.

 

[PeteXXX]

'32b or not 32b' quoth Shakespeare as he smoked a Hamlet