No helmets to be worn in Tesco's

[Oldspice]

Just say you can't, as you are having a bad hair day . Mr Vernon is taller than imagined him to be

 

[Sara_H]

Jeez vernon, you could have warned-us the photo was coming!
I quickly scrolled-down and you frightened the life out of me
Happy Christmas [Other deities/religious holidays are available].

Me too! I genuinely have pogonophobia. The darker and hairier it gets, the worse the pogonophobia!

 

[Oldspice]

Me too! I genuinely have pogonophobia. The darker and hairier it gets, the worse the pogonophobia!

I did not use Google

 

[Sara_H]

I did not use Google

So long as you use a razor we can be friends :-)

 

[PaulSecteur]

Same happened to me the other day, in Iceland!

(I have read throgh the thread and it seems no-one else is going to do the obvious gag, so...)

Thats some commute from glasgow to fetch your shopping!!!

Ba - rum - ba -tish!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

(I have read throgh the thread and it seems no-one else is going to do the obvious gag, so...)

Thats some commute from glasgow to fetch your shopping!!!

Ba - rum - ba -tish!

 

[redcard]

Earphones aren't a protective piece of clothing though...

I know.

 

[redcard]

They might well be a bit of the conversation missing. The part that explains how the helmet came to be regarded as a potentially dangerous weapon.

Could be he just misspoke, used the wrong terminology. I'm sure there's a post or two on CC where you've said something a bit daft?

Why would anyone want to walk around a store with a helmet on?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Why would anyone want to walk around a store with a helmet on?

To hide the state of my hair?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Most seem get involved in security because they don't appear to have the brains to do a regular job.

Not nice
There are a few G4S in my work commuting by bike, I suggested to look up cycle chat to them.

 

[Dangermouse]

Are G4S still going......................they couldnt watch a person blinking before getting tired and calling in the army to do their jobs for pennies............ankers with a capital W

 

[Minotier]

Sadly I was asked to remove my helmet by security in Asda.
Though I think that was more to do with the frozen chicken I was trying to liberate by wearing it under said helmet!!!

 

[The Jogger]

Sorry Vernon but if you add all your minorities together, you become one of a majority

 

[The Jogger]

I would tell the security guard, that he can't tell me what to do with my helmet, as it's a personal choice.

 

[summerdays]

So far I've never been asked to remove mine. I often forget it is on my head, and if it isn't then I will have to carry it in some other way, and swinging from my pannier is definitely likely to do more damage (speaking from experience).

I think I might be tempted to take it off and give it to him to look after whilst I was in the store, if he was so concerned about it. My bobble hats cover more of my face than my helmet.